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Sunday, August 28, 2005

NO Entry, we are Indian please !!

I have'nt seen No Entry, however did watch watch its clone parent Masti. I can safely stay away, and go for Iqbal instead. One thing that has kept me baffled for ages is that how men cheating their wives are turned in to comedy movies but cheating women have to do with movies raising questions of morality and sex. relationship between a man and woman is unique as it demands loyalty to each other and there is no option of having a same kind of relations with some other person. I can have many friends, brothers and sisters, perhaps I can feel the same kind of love towards people other than my parents, but having more than one girl/boyfriends is not socially acceptable. Guys and girls, I think we all are guilty of breaching this line of trust atleast once, some of us may not physically, albeit mentally.

Sometimes, sex is altogether different entity from companionship and love. And on those moments we fall for other women/men. Once we see it this way, we may be able to laugh at such instances.

Sunday, November 28, 2004

This blog owes its existance to Sarika, Gaurav and Aadisht, in that order.

Arjun MBT, an analysis.

Arjun MBT is a perfect example of how a defense product should not be developed. Two decades have produced an MBT, which Indian Army is not confident enough to field in a battle. There is no shying away from this fact that we will have to develop an MBT and we cannot depend on Russian Tanks forever. Let us look at the problems that Arjun has, and how they can be overcome.

Basically, a tank has few major components and they enhance it power and strength. Fire power, it comprises of a Fire Control system, Ammunition, and includes a laser rangefinder, ballistic computer, thermal imaging night sight, stabilized panoramic sight for the tank commander, and a secondary telescopic sight. The LRF (integral to the gunner’s sight) should have a range of more than 10 km and a thermal imager, which can with a range of more than 5.5 km, recognize a target at 4 km and identify targets at 2.5-3.5 km. Fire control system’s ability to fire on the move must have a probability of more than 98% First Shot hit ratio. Building a FCS from scratch will be futile and time taking effort, therefore DRDO developed an existing FCS system from Elbit Israel. It has better range and identification features than T-90 (a T-90 has an identification range of 1.2-1.5 km, while an Arjun FCS has 2.5 km range).

Another, problem with Arjun MBT is with its power pack, it is a German 1400 HP MTU 838 Ka 501Diesel engine, while even Leopard 2 uses a newer version, MTU mb 873 multi-fuel, 1500 hp engine. Instead of using a new and expensive engine, DRDO should allow major engineering firms in India to compete and build a 1500 HP diesel engine. Indian private sector can come up with an answer, an engine, which suits Indian arid conditions and is able to perform under extreme environmental conditions. The new engine should have an increased cruising range from 120 miles to 250 miles. This is really important and it must be on the top of the agenda of DRDO.

Armor of Arjun, though capable for taking Pakistani MBTs leaves a lot to be desired. The armor and the silhouette of a battle tank should withstand direct fire of APFSDS, HEAT, HESH & various RPG rounds. The threat is not just from tanks and ATGMs but also from armed helicopters, ground attack aircraft, and cruise missiles. An MBT with a low thermal signature and angular structure makes it harder for the enemy’s radars to detect it timely and eliminate it. Here Arjun has sure a lot of catching to do. In future we may not just have to face the threat from Pakistani Al Khalids and T-80Us, but also from M1A2, Leopard 2 etc. ERA and depleted uranium armor should also developed for Arjun. In fact, ERA has been developed and deployed.

Much has been said about the weight of Arjun, well all of the NATO MBTs including Israeli Merkavas are more than 60 tons in weight. Excetion being, French Leclerc- 55 tons, and Chinese and Russian MBT are less than 50 tons. Russians have always believed in numbers, in WW2 they overcame heavier Tiger Tanks and their armor by singling out a tiger and then hunting hunting it down like a pack of wolves. The German industry being constantly hit by the allied bombing could not produce Tigers and King Tigers in large numbers to take down T-34 man-o-man. In the chilling heights of cold war, Soviets had fielded more than 50,000 tanks. The modern scenario has changed, now an MBT faces danger not only from other tanks but it lurks from above and also from the shoulder of the poor bloody infantry. These days, the hunter has become hunted, and bounty hunters are many.

Here Active Area Defense System comes to help an MBT and allow it to keep its relevance in the modern battlefield. Arjun has a new AADS from Elbit, Israel. ATGMs have been so successful that MBTs too are carrying them now; Arjun has successfully mounted a LAHAT ATGM, again from Israel with an option of also including Russian Shtora ATGM. Better AADS, communications and air defense gives tank, a chance to fire back at the nagging choppers above.

Indian Army has operated Russian equipment, and has neglected crew protection levels. This was due to buying Soviet Tanks off the shelf, which later cannot be redesigned to enhance crew protection arrangements. In Arjun, the crew is protected from ammunition by the armor so in case of ammunition being hit doesn’t causes crew to meet death in a burning hell. It gives them precious time to escape and live to fight another day with a brand new tank.

Electronics on Arjun comprises of a 32-bit computer, integrated with a GPS and Battlefield Management System, FCS-TIF, and AADS. It has been developed by BEL, and the communications suite is from Marconi Communications and radar equipments from Thales SA. All these raise foreign components to about 70%, and so does the cost to about $ 4 million. When compared to others, like Pakistan, Al Khalid is nothing but Type 90 of China; they are just producing it in assembly line like we are doing with T-90S. T-80Us were bought off the shelf. European and US MBTs cost either same or more than an Arjun, but here we should look with an economist’s perspective. They have been in production for more than two decades and the present versions are based on the experience of those years. Therefore their cost has stabilized more or less, and has weathered the effect of inflation. Once Arjun enters production, and more upgrades come along with gained experience from the army and DRDO, its unit cost will stabilize or even reduce. A computer costs same as it used to 5 years ago, but now is faster, more powerful, and effective. Same phenomenon will happen with Arjun MBT in a lesser degree, unless we do not stop with constructive criticism, army is allowed to dictate changes and enhancements and more components are indigenously designed and produced.

Future plan, steadily localize the foreign components, starting from licensed production to reverse engineering (yes, Chinese are smart when they do this.), and ultimately develop own capability to design, build and implement our own major MBT components. Invest heavily in the Avadi Ordnance Factory so to increase it production capacity, better labor production management, and quality control. Above all, lay down export stipulations, for ex. For every two MBT army buys, one must be exported, this will put pressure on DRDO to make it products from second rate to the globally competitive. The end gainer will be the Indian Armed Forces.

Arjun has bloated dimensions, six cm more than officially laid stipulations. This means Arjun will be bulging 3 cms more on both sides of an Indian flat rail car. It might need broader rail cars and tank trailers. The bigger rail cars and trailers can carry T-72s and T-90s also. This is required because we are developing an MBT on the line of NATO strategy and not the Russian lineage. To achieve a paradigm shift, the complete chain of allied equipments for MBT has to be changed, and this change will not be exclusive catering to the armored equipments of either the Russian or the western family, but to both. It will streamline the supporting elements of the armored corps and reduce the problem of too many types of equipment of many origins. Since it creates huge material management problems in the event of a war. For the time being we can be inspired from milkmen who attach their milk cans on the windows Indian rail compartment windows, those cans sure do extend beyond 3 cms on each side. Be practical, where possible improvise.

In the end, after 7-8 years Indian Armored Corps should have more than 1000 Arjun Mk1 and Mk2 (preferably, 70% indigenous), 500 T-90S, and more than 2000 T-72 upgraded to the T-90 and Arjun standards. The |Arjun MBT program and T-90 serial production will have numerous offshoots for the T-72 up gradation. I sincerely hope, we Indians cast cynicism aside and start thinking strategically. Just because Arjun has flaws and employs somewhat obsolete technology when compared to western tanks, it must not be terminated. An aspiring regional power must make its own big battle platforms like tanks, artillery guns, APCs etc. Merkava MBT of Israel had four versions, Mk 4 being the latest, and it still is not 100% indigenous, it has General Dynamic’s engine. No MBT with an exception of perhaps M1A2 can be said to be a fully homemade tank. Battle winning tanks are not made with egos; they are a clever mix of innovation and inspiration.

Monday, November 22, 2004

100 Monkeys

Trigger of Events:

This is how paradigm changes are occur, and revolution in the affairs of human life and societies happen. Check this out.
100 Monkeys

Friday, November 19, 2004

another day and still waiting...

Nights In White SatinNights in white satin Never reaching the end; Letters I've written Never meaning to send
Beauty I'd always missed With these eyes before; Just what the truth is I can't say any more
'Cos I love you, Yes I love you, Oh! How I love you.
Gazing at people Some hand in hand, Just what I'm going through They can't understand
Some try to tell me Thoughts they cannot defend; Just what you want to be You will be in the end
And I love you, Yes I love you, Oh! How I love you! Oh! How I love you!
Nights in white satin Never reaching the end; Letters I've written Never meaning to send
Beauty I've always missed With these eyes before; Just what the truth is I can't say any more
'Cos I love you, Yes I love you, Oh! How I love you! Oh! How I love you!
'Cos I love you, Yes I love you, Oh! How I love you! Oh! How I love you!

--Moody Blues

With every sunrise quest begins, a smile reverberates my face, n the day is spent searching and waiting. She hasnt come, some day she will... coz night must come to the day, who then will melt away in the twilight of night.

Monday, November 15, 2004

To tell u an Indian tragic ishtoree

Myshkin hasn't read Devdaas or least seen any movie made on this tearjerker superhero, who has a mission to save the Ashiqs from clutches of Paro, and to deliver them eternal bearhug of death.
Debu aka Devdaas, Chunnilal, Paro aka Parvati De aka PD, Chandramukhi aka yet to come, hazel - the friendly bitch with limbs of centipede variety, hobbes - smitten by Hazel, The old man on the mountain - he who thinks he knows all, Model behind the Lens, Pentium-5, and ur humble narrator Prince Myshkin.

disclaimer: there is no resemblance of any character in this series with any living organism. These quirk of fates, even if they do exist are merrily swimming in the gray matters of an unknown blogger.

I exist between the first and the second state of acceptance. Saved from being a worthless nonsense and a few notches from being interesting and perverse.

Act 1 Scene 1

Enters Chunnilal wearing a federal standard 209 bunny suit.
While our Devdaas is having grand delusions of grandeur, and this is always followed by a soliloquey.
Debu: I always wanted to become a writer, no not a bengali variety, I will write my life's story. how to write a blog, u can write anything on blog and blog crawlers will read it neverthless. The least understandable, more read and reread. Toss a few lyrics of your favourite song, or write a worse verse,

Debu has a bleeding heart, and an ability to compare and then find similarity between any damn thing in the world with PD. On his lucky days he might even find yuvraj Singh identical to PD. No, plz do not race ahead to think that he is gay. This was just an example. Any girl with her back to him and shoulder length hair is certainely PD to him. The world has become PDied to him, so he is our lovelorn, PD scorned protagonist.

Chunnilal has a quest to unPD Debu aka Devdaas. He/She, coz I've still not met him/her, will ultimately get him to the Chandramukhi. Oft quoted line, "Life is a bitch", with the middle finger pointing upwards.

Devdaas: Life n death are all the same, nothing matters, they are all the same.
Chunnilal: Then why dont you die ?
Devdaas: 'coz it doesn't make any difference.

to be continued at my leisure...

An Apple a day.... keeps a girl satisfied ??

One my Frend, according to him, boyz are like the topmost apple on the apple tree, and waiting there for that special girl to come who will take pains to get ladder or help of fire brigade to rescue the topmost apple from oblivion. He is still waiting for the girl who likes quality apples guys at the top of the apple tree.

And heres My take on Apple Theory, some observations from something called life.

a girl who has eaten apples on the lower branches of the apple tree will look for the ones above, so guyz who think of themselves as higher apples will get experienced girls, girls who know by their experience that best apples are in the top. Its just climbing the value chain, every MBA knows that. Moral of the Story: if you like a girl and dont want to wait, descend to the lower branch or better still fall to the ground. its a hobsonian choice, get rotten by waiting or get eaten by falling. take ur pick.

In my school days grls always used to to take help of guys, coz they r taller to get the things on the top. Moral: smart galz will take help of dumbass tall guys to get the good n juicy apples(ie guys) on the top.

Now who can be the perfect apple, the one who can place himself at every level depending upon the the type of girl he wants. In scientific term this is called the Apple mobility. The Casanova Apple, ythe one who gets picked up by every girls and still manages to get uneaten.

The law of marginal apple utility, according to this law, the topmost apple has a negative marginal utlity, assuming the girl starts eating the lowermost and easiest available apple. till the the time she reaches the top, the marginal utility is already negative so the topmost apple remains uneaten, ie vrgin, tchsk tchsk tchsk so much so for being the topmost apple.

I've always heard that girls like Tall, Dark and Handsome, whereas the Apples are short, round, plump and bright red. You cant have ur apple and eat it too. Girls also like to improvise and make newer things, so they'll make apple pudding and apple pie. As we all know alone apple does not a pie make, ie a lot of apples are required to make an apple dish, therefore a girl will like to hav a lot more apples. therefore we can safely assume that it takes martyrdom of many apples to satisfy the appetite of one girl.

arre mere pyare Apple Singh, kyun apple banane ki koshish kar rahe ho, be a tall, dark and handsome something to satisfy ur girl, no puns intended.

Disclaimer: this post has no intentions to insult girl community, the author has avoided the urge to use anythree lettered word aprt from article or prepositions of common english. The good, family oriented Indian girls do not like apples, a foreign fruit introduced by westerners, instead they like bananas, cucumber, kakdi, mulee etc. In the Indian family, it is the father who brings the vegetables and fruits from subzi mandi while returning from office and a good indian girl accepts what her Father has bought, be it a kela or karela.

Prince Myshkin

Monday, August 23, 2004

Sometimes, as the lone candle flickers,
a hope passes by, you plead , jus one more try..
then a dew drop adorns a new leave,
I see them as a gypsie gazes his globe
a world in a crystal will vanish away
under the burning glare of the fiery eye
Is end inevitable for that tiny little drop
a tear of night, does she wail under her veil?
Every night needs a warm hug of Sun,
an embrace warm enough to dry pearl drops
She waited so long in cold, a ray, shining ray
was enough to make her cry,
a razzle tazzle of light on the dew,
as the affinity grew, she laughed and smiled
n filled the fiza with her mirth.
If dying be a bliss, may I die a dew.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

HopeHope is a fluffy chick,struggling to fly,
hope is a football team,coming back from behind,
hope is a withered flower,battling against the cold,
hope is a sick child,slowly getting better,
hope is a lonely snowman,refusing to melt,
hope is a bomb,obliterating despair,
hope is determination,to prevail over all,
never give up,you will make it in the end.

-Anonymous